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Jul. 19th, 2006 | 07:43 am
mood: bouncy

I GOT A NEW JOB AS THE GUY THAT PICKS UP GARBAGE OUTSIDE A RICH GUY'S TREE HOUSE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON UP THERE BUT IT RAINS DOWN ALL THE TIME. I GET PAID THE SCRAPS I PICK UP AND TRHERE'S SOME REAL GOOD ONES SOMETIMES AND ALSO $5 AN HOUR. IT'S UNDER THE TABLE AND IO DON'T PAY NO TAXES TO THE UNCLE SAMS SO I DON'T CARE. THE OTHER DAY I GOT A ALMOST NEW SHOE THROWN DOWN AND I SHOULD GET THE OTHER SOON. I GOT A PAIR OF NICE SUNGLASSES AND ALSO A LOT OF FOOD. THERE'S ALWAYS FOOD, HALF CHEWED. BUT IT'S BETTER THAN THE FOOR I NORMALLY EAT THAT'S NOT CHEWED. IT'S A GOOD JOB AND I WAS LUCKY TO GET IT IF I WASN'T DRUNK AT THE WARF GETTING DRUGGED AND DRAGGED OFF I NEVER WOULDA GOT IT. I THANK GOD FOR THAT. IT COULD AHVE BEEN ANYONE BUT IT WAS ME. IS M DEAD MOTHER WATCHING ME FROM OUTTER SPACE?????

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Jul. 12th, 2006 | 07:46 am
mood: shocked

YOU CAN'T PUT THE MOUSE ON THE COW ANY MORE NO YOU CAN'T PUT THE MOUSE ON THE COW

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new tattoo

Jun. 16th, 2006 | 08:35 pm

i got my mom a tattoo for my birthfday. yes i know what you think, she's a dead. that's true but i had her dub up and stuff last week. and this week i got a tattoo of schooby doo right on her face it's so funny, i want waity for my fuck head brother to see that one he might fall over dead then i'll get him stuffed too. she looks so funny i'm sorry but it's so funny i can cry so i think i will lllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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yes

Jun. 16th, 2006 | 08:29 pm
mood: crappy

it's my birthday!!!

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wait a second..

Jun. 16th, 2006 | 08:29 pm

WTF aM I THINKING??? LOLOLOL

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interesting batman song

Jun. 16th, 2006 | 08:28 pm

anyone know one? off the top of my head I don't. I will cancell my internet and live with jesus on mt st hellens. mother mary br praised. i turned over the new leaf.

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sick

Jun. 7th, 2006 | 09:37 pm

rolley coaster make me puke it.

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Amazing gas

Jun. 4th, 2006 | 05:46 pm

I inverted a new type gasoline with some scientific posers i got o nebay. it runs 12 cars for 400 miles each on one drop. i tried to eat it and i got real sick, was constipated for a month. then i threw up blood. I decided for the good of mankind that i must forget the secret formulah for this gasoline so i banged my head on the sidewalk untill I passed out 4 times in a row now i canhardly remember anything LOL

hurt my ass, rode a kid's sakeboard down a long driveway and fell right on it. wanted to inpresess this kids but they only made fun of me goddamn it.

also i got stuck in a pipe at the park. when did i become so head become so enlarged? wtf?

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Mar. 8th, 2006 | 10:48 pm

i made one of those dumb jerk web sites like dumb jerks like you have:

http://myspace.com/BILLHIGGLER

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Mar. 8th, 2006 | 10:20 pm

a wonderful thing happened on my way to the movies. i was hit by a bus and i woke up a week later so i didn't go to the movies. fucking caps lock is broken on my computer god damned russian viruses

i started t oget born again because i wanted to become in a relationship with jesus christ but then i thought what the fuck. am i dumb? i said it to me and i snapped right out of that born again hype. tosses my dead mother's bible right out the window into the gutter. i hated my maw. fucking sow.

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